twhrider:

dogshaming:

I took 4 sticks of butter from a grocery bag.  Ate 2, smeared 3rd into the couch.  Mom is still searching for the 4th.

The dog’s face just says “I’ll never tell where it is, motherfuckers”

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    I can agree to that.

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    I’d agree that it’s both of you rolled into one.

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