Well you can just bet one of us will get fucking LOST BEFORE WE GET TO THROTTLING.
#Dear diary #today I went to threaten Scott’s best friend to help me #and he made me try on shirts #I know that doesn’t sound like a big deal when you write it down #but it was in front of a stranger #and the only one that fit was all colorful #you know I can’t wear colors diary #my wardrobe has to be black and gray like my soul #frowny face
an artist is stranded on a desert island alone and decides to pass the time by drawing. less that a minute after they take out a sketchbook, one lone person washes up on the island and desperately says “oh my god you can draw can you draw me”
The artist now has food
Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.
what the fuck is the last 1%
99% blorp 1% squish
omg the word blorp though I cant.
the sound is like kind of future but also kind of water.
which is what most marine mammals are though lets be honest.